Rest assured, the products you find here are REAL. They have not be surgically altered to make them gross or humorous - no, no, the original manufacturers of the comestibles in question did that all on their own.
Cock Soup
Cream-O-rific!
Guy's Nuts
Pocari Sweat
Post Water
Cooking with 7-UP
Happy Lard
Rest assured, the products you find here are REAL. They have not be surgically altered to make them gross or humorous - no, no, the original manufacturers of the comestibles in question did that all on their own.
