In the category of "This Shit is Too Bizarre to Be Made Up", we have "Cooking with 7-Up", a cook book put out by (surprise, surprise) the good people of 7-Up, back in the fifities.
Timmy was the envy of every little boy in town - for only his mommy's roast tasted like sickly-sweet sugar water!
Ya gotta wonder - did these goons do anything in this recipe book of their's? I mean, other than taking a regular recipe book, scribbling out the word "water" and replacing it with "7-Up"?
Yum, yum, yum! Doesn't that just make you want to run right out and toss up yesterday's oatmeal? Of course, the carbonated beverage actually lets the pancakes flip themselves!