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		Secrets Microsoft does not want you to know!
		Doesn't pay to step too close to big critters.
	AOL Sucks	Somebody has some pretty strong opinions about America Online. :)
		Bathtime for Moses
		Print this out and use it the next time some jerk blocks your car in.
		The reason why eskimo don't like to "go" outside.
		Old dog, new trick.
		Bill Clinton, you're under arrest.
		Safe Sex in the Middle East.
		Don't ask, don't Teletubbies.
		A Redneck's worst nightmare...
		Warning! This page contains gross naked pictures of the Queen Mother! If you are offended by nudity, or just naked old ladies, do NOT go here! Really, I mean it! No fair going here, then whining later.
		Truth in Advertising examines Obsession.
		Truth in Advertising meets Nike!
		Truth in Advertising meets Tommy Hilfiger!
		Ever wonder what George Bush really thought of the American People? Click here to find out!
		The classic "Lost Puppy" pic.
		Ever wonder why people are willing to wait a month in line to see "Star Wars: Episode 1"? Now you can find out!
		Did you ever watch the old "Dick Van Dyke Show"? Ever wonder what Rob and Laura are getting up to now?
		Lots of people are trading stocks online...click here to find out why!
		The Evolution of Man - from ape to Internet Addict!
	Johnny	The world's first ever Visual Little Johnny Joke!
		A variation on the "Nut 'n Honey" commercials.
		A cute animated in gif in which Calvin (of "Calvin and Hobbes" fame) goes for a ride in the toilet.
		A nice beer poster.
		Some of the best ways to keep your computer safe from e-mail viruses.
		A cute cartoon - Honesty on the Internet.
		A cute cartoon - Monica Lewinsky withholding evidence.
		Bert from Sesame Street - new shocking photos indicate that he may be Evil!
		The Evil Baby Conspiracy - learn about it, before it affects your life!
	Johnny	Bizarro is proud to bring you the first visual Little Johnny joke in history!
		Exactly why is Tae Bo so popular with Americans?
		Just how do they make Easter eggs, anyway?
		How is the US Military attracting new recruits?
		The Worst-Selling Girl Scout Cookies ever!
		Some of our most memorable moments from the Oscars!
		Some city worker proves just how lazy public servants can be.
		This version of Sesame Street has been altered for Ebonics.
	The Balls Page	Ever wondered what famous testicles looked like? Now's your chance to find out. Be careful, there are pictures of testicles here.
		A nice incentive to get women to exercise.